mark f'd a kid, but mark is my court appointed lawyer. he wants me to plea "mark rules." aw man.
A youth production of 'Shrek: The Musical' was not the appropriate venue for this panic attack
If your inability to grow up disguised as 'childlike wonder' has left you wanting to bust out the old wax sticks, these ones are for you.
betsy tries to hide her affair with the flag from her gay husband
my dad brought me to a strip club and i can still taste the french fries
TRIM THE WICK, THE WICK BEING MY BLEEDING HEART!!!!!
in which i am a homeless in south la for a night, then fine again.
"I'm doing Judge Judy tomorrow. She's a bitch."
From fashion to fun to escaping your longtime captor whose face you've never seen, everything you need to know about The Big Move! :)
Sheer skirt over bike shorts.
My uncle the palm reader has discovered five new palm lines to guide you on your journey through this wicked life.
I went to the Bernie Sanders rally and left with more hot dog than hope.
"attention passengers we are flying over the grand canyon, so uh i dont know" -pilot on american airlines 205
personal essay, not my thing but here is one